Sunday, September 28, 2008

the book of luzer faces...

haven't posted in a couple of weeks...visited the States to go to the wedding of the year...it was a fancy feast...

so, i finally figured out why my wife doesn't contribute to this blog that SHE created...its because of this thing called Facefreakinb00k...that's how she communicates with all you big Luzers...apparently, blogging is old skool...i'm always three years behind with this technology thing...blogging is the most i've ever done in cyberspace...sharing my deepest darkest secrets...its so revealing...its like a window into my soul!...you big luzers...i'm sure some of you think that...and if you do, create an L shape with your thumb and pointer finger and stick it on your forehead...now, log into your face Facefreakinb00k account (i know you have one) and make sure you are a princess' friend...that is where you will get the updates of how we are doing...

okay, enough with the hate...

so, i've probably already mentioned this...but the wealth here is a little crazy and the norm really...our neighborhood is probably middle of the road for london standards...so, this morning, i took gus on his regular walk...we ran into an aston martin, maserati, and ferrari all within three blocks of our flat and all parked on the street...and gus and i see these cars every day!!!...in the States, these cars would be parked in a maximum security garage...here they are parked on the street...now, i'm not even mentioning the range rovers, porches, benzs, audis, and beamers flying around everywhere i turn...those are just regular cars here...i'm not into cars really, but you can't help admiring the cars being driven around here...you name it, i've seen it mutiple times...if you walk around london for just a couple of hours, i bet you'll see the majority of the top 20 most expensive cars in the world being driven around...from rolls, to bentleys, to maybachs, to lotuses...whatever...my favorite car that i see around regularly is still the audi R8...its sweet...

one other thing, m and i aren't really clumsy or anything...but we are tripping on the streets and sidewalks more frequently here...because everything is paved with some sort of stone which obviously leads to uneven walkways...that is why we can't wait till mzmz visits...it will be tripfest galore...

3 comments:

LifeInFertility said...

So clearly I need to get divorced and come shack up with you guys while I meet my fit, smelly new husband with spankin' wheels. Maybe by the time I visit you guys will have made friends with the owners. :D

Unknown said...

Interesting timing, I saw a Maserati on the way to work today. Ok, so it wasn't parked on the street in my neighborhood... but then again, you probably don't have drunken Cubs fans wandering around doing damage to everything in sight in your new neighborhood. :)

waterloo said...

alas...drunken cubs fans...i miss thee...

 
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